Here is a picture of me at a New Year's party at the end of 2005. I have trimmed out the cardboard sign I was asked to hold for that picture, because hey, everyone held that sign. I don't photograph well, but this is probably the best-looking picture of me.
This picture of me wasn't very good, so I cropped it and then turned it artsy by posterizing it. Fortunately, you can't see here that I was about 60 pounds heavier back when this picture was taken.